Funny Quotes From Famous Mothers





MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER:
"I don't mind you having a garden, Mary,
but does it have to be growing under your bed?"


MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona,
that's the biggest smile you can give us?"


HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, if I've told you once,
I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall.
But would you listen to me? Noooo!"


COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher.
You still could have written!"


BABE RUTH'S MOTHER:
"Babe, how many times have I told you to quit playing
ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"


MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"


NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"


CUSTER'S MOTHER:
"Now, George, remember what I told you -
don't go biting off more than you can chew!"


ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe?
Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"


BARNEY'S MOTHER:
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney,
but you're starting to look a little purple."


MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary
,but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."


BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much
the insurance is going to be?"


GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family.
You know anything about this, Goldie?"


LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet
and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"


ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about
your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"


GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac,
you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"


JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really
been for the last three days."


SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided
you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so
much time in all those phone booths?"


THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas.
Now turn off that light and get to bed!"








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