Now, be on guard to the response of each breed of dog,
because if you know about them...
you will find their answer to the question,
"How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?"
will be most appropriate. :-)
GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code
DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!
ROTTWEILER:
Make me.
LAB:
Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I?Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
MALAMUTE:
Let the Border Collie do it.
You can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
POODLE:
I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it?
I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN PINSCHER:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
BOXER:
Who cares?
I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
MASTIFF:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and . . .
POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
CAT:
Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs and I am not one of THEM.
So, the question is, how long will it be before
I get some light in here?
