Accident Reports

"It Happened This Way!"
"The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention."
" I thought my window was down, but found it was up
when I put my hand through it."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"The guy was all over

the place. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him."
"I pulled away from the side of the road,
glanced at my mother-in-law
and headed over the embankment."
"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid
by steering it into the other vehicle."
"I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."
"I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way
causing me to have an accident."
"As I approached the intersection,
a stop sign

suddenly in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast.
I was attempting to swerve out of its path
when it struck my front end."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere,
struck my vehicle, and vanished."
"When I saw I could not
avoid a collision.
I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go,
as I ran over him."
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman
as he bounced off the hood of my car."
"Coming home, I drove into the
wrong house and collided with a tree
 I don't have."
"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy
in a small car with a big mouth."

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