"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
Lazarus Long,
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat."
Franklin P. Jones
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow." Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
Unknown
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you later." Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia." Joseph Wood Krutch
"There are many intelligent species
in the universe. They
are all owned by cats." Anonymous
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats." Albert Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want." Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him
sometimes." Unknown
